Sunday, 8 March 2020

thai pork stirfry

from a youtube streetfood video, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8wTzjbGgnE

the dish is great, the recipe is just a mnemoic. watch the video.

ingredients: (just use the correct quantities for however many people you have, there is no magic going on here, i didn't measure, watch the video to get a feel for it if you're unsure)

  • a bunch of rice
  • minced pork
  • little red chillies, chopped
  • garlic, chopped
  • red onion, chopped
  • garlic sprouts or spring onion, the green bit is the important bit, don't throw that away, it's the best bit
  • thick oyster sauce
  • rice vinegar
  • soy sauce
  • thai fish sauce
  • oil
  • salt
  • sugar
  • msg
  • thai sweet basil
  • egg
  • thin cucumber
  • nori or sth


things to do, in order


  1. hot pan
  2. hot oil
  3. mince
  4. chopy + fry it up
  5. add mixed chopped garlic and red onion
  6. add chopped red chillis LITTLE THAI ONES
  7. mix & fry
  8. chop in some veg, garlic sprouts ideally, maybe spring onion i guess
  9. then goes in MYSTERIOUS SAUCE oyster sauce, thick one not the insipid thin one
  10. then a dash of fish sauce, a dash of soy sauce
  11. bit more oil; then some rice vinegar
  12. tip in a scoop of salt, sugar, msg (the last is important if you're not going to do it then why are you cooking this? it'll be a sad sad dish)
  13. slap on the rice
  14. then go in a bunch of thai sweet basil leaves (not stalks, wrong texture, and don't chop them neither)
  15. fold it over a bunch of times so it's combined
  16. paddle it out in a bowl in a nice dome, don't squidge it, obviously, just build it like that
  17. ok good? now new pan or whatever
  18. best w curve edges, and you gotta get that oil deep, so it should be a little pan. or you know maybe A WOK
  19. get it hot hot hot
  20. put in an egg. don't let it get attached to the bottom, move it around gently after liek 15 seconds or whatever
  21. scoop hot oil onto the egg while cooking, a lot, all the time
  22. keep it mobile
  23. then serve it on top of the rice!
  24. also go back in time and chop up some seaweed nori as a side
  25. slice up a cool little cucumber/gherkin to serve